Clue #1: I was voted “friendliest” in my high school in Texas.
Clue #2: I am a “Muppet of a man.”
Clue #3: A species of Brazilian bees was named after my famous TV catchphrase.
Clue #4: I have an I.Q. of 187 (on TV).
Clue #5: “One cries because one is sad. For example, I cry because others are stupid and that makes me sad.”