9 Judge Judy Quotes Worth Repeating

Nineteen seasons later, can Judge Judy be wrong? The American lawyer, judge, and reality TV courtroom sensation turns 72 today, and we thought we'd celebrate with nine of her best Judge Judy-isms. (But judging Judge Judy, we figure she'd probably tell us this post is stupid.)
Judge Judy Photo

Judge Judy is smiling, but she's still judging you. (Photo: Wikimedia Commons)

"Beauty fades. Dumb is forever."

"Don't pee on my leg and tell me it's raining."

"If it doesn't make sense, it's not true."

"I love the truth. If you don't tell me the truth, you're gonna be eating your shoes."

"If you live to be a hundred, you will never be as smart as me. On your BEST day, you're not as smart as *I* am on my WORST day."

"...I eat morons like you for breakfast. You're gonna be crying before this is over."

"...Yeah, right, and I was born in 1965."

"Have you ever heard of the K.I.S.S. principle? 'Keep It Simple, Stupid.'"

"I'm the boss, Applesauce."