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9 Judge Judy Quotes Worth Repeating

Can Judge Judy be wrong? Here are nine of her catchiest phrases.
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Judge Judy is smiling, but she's still judging you. 

  • "Beauty fades. Dumb is forever." 
  • "Don't pee on my leg and tell me it's raining."
  • "If it doesn't make sense, it's not true."
  • "I love the truth. If you don't tell me the truth, you're gonna be eating your shoes."
  • "If you live to be a hundred, you will never be as smart as me. On your BEST day, you're not as smart as *I* am on my WORST day."
  • "...I eat morons like you for breakfast. You're gonna be crying before this is over."
  • "...Yeah, right, and I was born in 1965."
  • "Have you ever heard of the K.I.S.S. principle? 'Keep It Simple, Stupid.'"
  • "I'm the boss, Applesauce."