Not too shabby, Ashton. With Charlie Sheen's character soon to be killed off Two and a Half Men, Ashton Kutcher is set to become the highest-paid actor on television. Kutcher is said to be pulling down $700,000 per episode—not quite the $2 million Sheen reportedly took in, but not bad either. In an interview with Details magazine, Kutcher said he'd been "flirting" with the idea of going back to TV for a while. "When this opportunity came up, I thought to myself, why not?" Why not, indeed.