What a way to go. Reports say that the new season of Two and a Half Men will begin with the funeral of Charlie Harper, Charlie Sheen’s character. Sheen was famously booted from the show after—how do we put this delicately—losing it last season. Charlie Harper’s many old girlfriends will show up to his funeral. Ashton Kutcher is set to replace Sheen on the top-rated sitcom when the new season premieres next month.