Kristin Davis was destined to play the upper class gal. With her sweet unassuming charm, doey eyes and dashing dark hair, she was perfectly cast as the nice-rich-girl-turned-bitchy-manipulative-psycho Brooke Armstrong on Melrose Place. But of course, her most enduring role was when she snagged the part as Charlotte York (later Charlotte York Goldenblatt), the blue-blooded, overly romantic idealist “Park Avenue Pollyanna” in Sex and the City.
In celebration of Kristin Davis’s big 5-0, we thought we’d cull together some of Charlotte’s most memorable quotes.
I've been dating since I was fifteen! I'm exhausted! Where is he?
Allow me to get right to the point. After careful consideration, I have decided that this is the year I am getting married.
Charlotte: I proposed myself!
Charlotte: Yes. I suggested he have a tomato salad, then I suggested we get married.
Could you please not use the F-word in Vera Wang?
My marriage is a fake Fendi!
I was a teen model when the Ralph Lauren store opened in New Haven.
I can’t, Brian. I want to, but I can’t. I mean, actually no, that’s not true. I don’t want to. Or maybe I do. I don’t know what I want. But I’m afraid if I don’t, you’ll dump me. And if I do, then I’ll be the up-the-butt girl. And I don’t want to be the up-the-butt girl, because I mean… Men don’t marry up-the-butt girl. Whoever heard of Mrs. Up-The-Butt? No, no, no. I can’t. I want children and nice bedding, and I just can’t handle this right now.
Trey, you have a boner... I can't discuss my notes if you have a boner.
It's infuriating! Women sit around, obsessing about what went wrong, while men just say 'alrighty' and move on.
I'm so confused. Is he gay or is he straight?
I just know no matter how good I feel about myself, if I see Christy Turlington, I just wanna give up.
Charlotte to Samantha [after she sleeps with Charlotte’s brother]: Is your vagina in the New York City guide books? Because it should be; it's the hottest spot in town, it's always open!
I'm married, I can't be looking at gardeners. This is insane.
I'm just so happy to be out of that condom stage of life.
I have to start keeping a vagina journal.
Did we miss any juicy quotes from Charlotte? Tell us your faves!