9 Charlie Sheen-isms to Celebrate His Birthday

No, really, he said all of these quotes.
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No, really, he said all of these quotes.
Hotheads: Former Two and a Half Men star Charlie Sheen had some choice words for CBS and Warner Bros. executives after he was fired for his inappropriate behavior. Sheen has definitely been 'winning' in the hothead category for his quirky one-man shows, live-in girlfriends, and his celebrity roast. (Photo: FilmMagic)

Few celebrities have been quoted more than Charlie Sheen in the last few years – and for good reason. In honor of the “winning” actor’s 49th birthday, we take a look at nine of the craziest—er…most revealing Charlie Sheenisms.

1. On what keeps him going…

“I have a different constitution. I have a different brain; I have a different heart; I got tiger blood, man.”

2. On his mental state…

“Here's the good news. If I realize that I'm insane, then I'm okay with it. I'm not dangerous insane.”

3. On how real he is…

“It's not an act. I love it. It's totally original. People go, 'What's going on with this guy? Why does he sound so weird? What is going on in his brain. I don't know. Just one day I suddenly woke up with a new brain.”

4. On getting over hardship…

"I'm bi-winning. I win here and I win there. Now what? If I'm bipolar, aren't there moments where a guy like crashes in the corner like, 'Oh my God, it's all my mom's fault!' Shut up! Shut up! Stop! Move forward."

5. On why he’ll always be better than you…

"I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available because if you try it once you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body. It's too much."

6. On his health…

“I have a disease? Bullshit. I cured it with my brain.”

7. On being modest…

"I’m tired of pretending I’m not a total bitchin’ rock star from Mars."

8. On his drug use…

"I probably took more drugs than anyone could survive. I was banging seven-gram rocks, because that's how I roll. I have one speed, I have one gear: Go."

9. And, of course…

Boom, crush. Night, losers. Winning, duh.