Poor Hef. First he was unceremoniously dumped by his 25-year-old fiancée, Crystal Harris, five days before their wedding. Then, it was revealed that Harris had been planning to leave her betrothed all along—as soon as she snagged the highest-paying reality deal for her story, of course. Now, she’s publicly trashing Hef’s abilities in the bedroom on Howard Stern‘s talk show. Hef finally took the matter to his Twitter feed. “Crystal told Howard Stern what he wanted to hear,” he tweeted. “That’s her MO with most everyone.” Other Playmates have since jumped to Hefner’s defense on the matter.